Eggy is proudly based in England, and tonight we are backing the lads with full mascot-level confidence as England face Argentina at 8 PM BST.
Eggy is based in England, which means tonight we are doing the only sensible thing: backing England with unreasonable confidence, suspicious amounts of hope, and absolutely no apology whatsoever.
At 8 PM BST, England take on Argentina, and yes, Eggy will be watching with the kind of calm, mature sporting attitude you would expect from a professional IRC BNC service.
Which is to say: we are already emotionally prepared to shout at the screen.
This is not just football. This is national tension wearing boots. England have the chance to step up, show up, and politely send Argentina home with a receipt, a tracking number, and no refund.
Argentina are obviously a serious side. Talented, dangerous, experienced. Very impressive. Lovely. Anyway, England by vibes.
Here at Eggy, we spend most of our time keeping IRC connections online while your own device sleeps, travels, reboots, updates, crashes, sulks, or pretends it is “just installing one small thing”. But tonight, we are also keeping the faith online.
The mascot is ready. The flag is flying. The confidence is inflated to championship pressure.
So come on England. Keep it tidy, keep it sharp, and if possible, keep our blood pressure somewhere below “server room emergency”.
Eggy is England-based, England-backed, and tonight we are fully in football mode.
Come on England. Crack on.